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Poem: Danger’s awake [03 Feb 2010|07:22pm]
[ music | Johnny Cash: A boy named Sue ]

A Poem that was sopoused to become a fic, but took on a life of it's own.

The moon is hiding behind a cloud,
Solemnly refusing to come on out,
And the night is silent so here’s no doubt,
Danger’s awake, and out and about.

The pine would tremble,
But dare not move.
The owl would cry,
But dare not hoot.

The rabbit ran to warn the deer,
Both now cover down in fear.
The wolf is hiding in it’s den.
Until the forest’s safe again.

The eagle’s seen what went below,
And hid from such a mighty foe.
The gruesome grizzly, in it’s gave,
Is praying that it’s truly save.

The fox and badger share a den,
Till they can venture out again.

Courage, all has gone and shrunk.
For no one braves the mighty skunk.

So what did you think? :)
(Dedikeret til Tina Tøth fordi hun syntes jeg var genial.)

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New TG Ficlet: Storm front. [24 Oct 2009|03:28pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]
[ music | Vi har retten til at føle at vi lever - OS ]


Title: Storm front.
Author: Aramirandme81
Rating: G
Pairing: RH/JM, JC/JM, OT3.
Word Count: 285.

Summary: To be kissed, and to walk away.
Disclaimer: Fiction all of it I tell ya’.
Beta: Any and all faults are mine (as usual).

he forces himself not to cry as ... )
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Fic: Addict [28 Sep 2009|07:23am]
[ mood | tired ]

Title: Addict.
Author: Aramirandme81
Rating: A
Pairing: Richard/James, Richard/Jeremy, OT3.
Genre: Pre-slash.

Word Count: 161
Warning: None.
Summary: He’s not an addict, right?
Disclaimer: Never happened, I own nothing but my own creativity.
Beta: None, any faults are mine.
Notes: This is what happens when I can’t sleep because of fever.


If Richard where to think about it, he’d know that the reason he doesn’t seem to be able to quit smoking has nothing to do with an addiction to nicotine. )
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New TG Ficlet [27 Sep 2009|11:01pm]
[ mood | worried ]


Title: New Ride
Author: Aramirandme81
Rating: A (that means all ages right?)
Pairing: nothing specifik
Genre: Humor.

Summary: Richard was almost bouncing on the spot, so excided was he at seeing his new mode of transportation. The other two were not so easily impressed.
Disclaimer: Some say that these are all real people, and that they have minds of their own. All we know is that, the Stig is an alien and that everything below is what we call Fiction.
Beta: Non. All faults are mine.
Notes: just a peeak at the follow up to Heated Dreams.

 

To the Fic! )


 

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Hiroshima Seven [04 Aug 2009|03:24pm]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Clonecircle: Paper God ]

Just a poem I wroth while listening to Hiroshima Seven.
Hope you enjoy.
Read more... )

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Heated Dreams / Varme Drømme. [11 Jun 2009|10:50pm]
[ mood | dorky ]
[ music | Sandi Thom - I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker ]

The English version of Varme Drømme.

Title: Heated Dreams
Author: Aramirandme81
Rating: PG
Pairing: OT3, implied Jeremy/James
Genre: Pre-slash.

Word Count: 666 (alright!)
Warning: ehm.. It started out as a Danish fic, have now been translated.
Summary: It’s hot in Africa.
Disclaimer: I own nothing Top Gear related, and the banging and shouting from my cellar are in no way related to Top Gear, how ever much the voices crying for help sound like the presenters of the show. No really.
Beta: capra_maritimus.
Dedication: For capra_maritimus, for asking me to writhe a TG fic in Danish so she could see if she could translate it. She could.


It's the hottest, driest summer in a hundred years, and Top Gear is in the Sahara.... )
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Dansk Top Gear Fan Fiction. [09 Jun 2009|11:31pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]
[ music | RadioABC.com ]

Titel: Varme Drømme.

Author: Aramirandme81
Rating: PG
Pairing: OT3
Genre: Pre-slash.

Warning: Slash.
Summary: Der er varmt I Afrika.
Disclaimer: Some say that these are all real people, and that they have minds of their own. All we know is that, the Stig is an alien and that everything below is what we call Fiction.
Beta: Any faults are mine.
Notes: This is in DANISH, for a challenge Capra Maritimus set me. I will translate it if it’s any good.
Dedication: To Capra Maritimus for making me do this.

Læs videre hvis du kan... )
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Fiction: Top Gear / Torchwood x-over. [09 Jun 2009|05:11pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | Radio Alfa ]


Title: Alien Encounters.
Author: Aramirandme81
Rating: NC-17, but only just.
Pairing: OT3 Jack/ricard.
Genre: Crack.

Warning: Slash.
Summary: The Torchwood crew has rescued the TG3 from some of their alien fan girls, and they go for a drink. Oh I’m rubbish at summary’s.
Disclaimer: Some say that these are all real people, and that they have minds of their own. All we know is that, the Stig is an alien and that everything below is what we call Fiction.
Beta: Non. All faults left are mine.
Note: The pow changes, therefore the names does as well.

The Top Gear presenters had been singularly unimpressed with the presence of the aliens, and had merely posed for photo’s and signed autographs on alien paper, and green scaly breasts.  )
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The Stig comes to Denmark! [03 Jun 2009|02:25pm]
it's official:  The Stig comes to Denmark.  http://msnmand.dk/article/32077

And for those that don't read danish.
He's giving rides in a Ariel Atom, to help raise money for Børnecancerfonden/ the children's cancer fond.
He's also signing autographs, with an X. LOL! Am soo going to see if I can go.
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[27 May 2009|06:57pm]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | Pappa Loves mambo. ]


Title: Cheetah’s Paws.
Author: Aramirandme81

Rating: PG-13 For language, blood and a little bit of violence.
Pairing: None, in this chapter at least.
Genre: Friendship and Crack.
Summary: In which Jeremy gets more than he bargained for, James is no help at all (because he isn’t in it), and Richard uses his feline cunning.
Word Count: 4.705 (not counting the information at the top or bottom)
Warning: There’s Blood, Violence (very mild), Swearing and the death of an animal. (NOT Richard) And I made it.
Disclaimer: Some say that these are all real people, and that they have minds of their own. All we know is that, the Stig is an alien and that everything below is what we call Fiction.
Beta: capra_maritimus for an effort above and beyond the duties of a beta. I salute you. Any faults left are mine. Notes: This is a Sequel to Cheetah, which you may want to read first, though this can stand alone.
This was meant to be the same length as Cheetah but Richard the Cheetah was so unkind to snatch up my plot-bunny and run off with it.


It wasn’t everyday that your mate got turned into a cheetah for a period of two weeks, and you had to drive through your nations capital with said cat in your car  )


 

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OMG! She didn't just say that.. [22 May 2009|03:42am]
[ mood | amused ]


He he... I've got to tell you what happened to me today. And hang on cause it starts slow.

I live in a nice neighbourhood, with ca 80% old people, And I mean old. So I ran into my downstairs neighbour in the local supermarket, and offered to help her get her shopping home so she could bye more than the six pound's of shopping she can carry her self.  She's a nice old lady, that talks and talks and talks and doesn’t really care if you listen or not, we all know the type right?

Anyway, she was going on and on about the tv schedule and then suddenly, with no prompt from me I might add, said that: "Do you watch Top Gear? You really should, it's quite entertaining. That Jeremy Clakson fellow is such a loud mouthed loveable bully. And that lovable man, James May is just the sort of man I could go for. Oh you know what I mean, and don't look so shocked my dear, I'm as human as you if not as young." (I'll admit my mouth was hanging open at this point)  "Yes I'd love to have him visit, and if he should ever bring that hot little number Hammond along, I'll just send him up your place, I thing your much more his type. I wouldn’t have the energy to keep up with him anyway. I wouldn’t mind trying though. " And then she went on to other subject. But I got to tell you, next to my own grandma's she's now officially my favorite old person. God bless ya’ miss B.
 
Edit: I forgot to mention: she's 94! ;)

 


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Poem: Come Dance With Me [13 May 2009|03:42pm]

A poem inspired by Criminal Minds.

Please review.

Come Dance With Me )
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Top Gear Fiction. [14 Jan 2009|04:15pm]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | Skium Krat ]

Title: AV!
Author: Aramirandme81
Paring: James/ Richard.
Rating: Pg-13, just to be safe.
Warning: Slash.
Summary: James: Ouch! Richard: Aww!
Disclaimer: Own nothing.
Beta: Non.
An: Originaly for the "Anonymous Porn" thing. Yes I know, I'm no longer anonymous but I made it, I take the fall.

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Read more... )

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New Fic. [05 Jan 2009|06:17pm]
[ mood | devious ]


Title: The way you look tonight

Author: Aramirandme81
Paring: You tell me. I made it so it is up to the reader.
Rating: PG.
Warning: Complete and utter fluff.
Disclaimer: Own nothing, as these are real people and they own them self. This never took place. It’s all just in my twisted little mind.
Words: 1660, With intro.
Beta:Random_C, al mistankes left are mine.
Summary: I love you just the way you look tonight.
AN: This came from having one of those moments, as described in the fic. Sitting with a warm blanket, the cat curled up beside me purring, and listening to the fabulous Tony Bennet singing that song. Hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writhing it.

To the Fic!! )
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Oh my.. all thoes fic's! [19 Dec 2008|12:03am]
[ mood | creative ]
[ music | Sikke en voldsom trængsel og alarm. ]

Oh My GOD! (say that like Chandler)

I've ben bitten by the Top Gear fiction Bunny. And It's cousins!
I said, some week's ago, that Real life had invaded my free time.. but it seems that Top Gear has fought back, and now I have not one, not two but Five fic's in the works! And that's not counting the two I mentioned last time which has already been posted, nor the two that is currently being beta'ed..

I need a life.
 
Oh and I have another Christmas fic all ready to go, not as good as "The Night Before Christmas" but still ok.

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

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(TG-fic)The Night Before Christmas. [18 Dec 2008|11:59pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]
[ music | Joy to the world. ]

Yes This is x-posted to TopGearSlash.

Title: The Night Before Christmas.
Author: Aramirandme81
Rating: PG-13 For suggestion of naughtiness.
Pairing: OT3.
Genre: Crack.
Warning: Well only my twisted sense of Christmas humor.
Summary: T’was the night before Christmas..
Read more... )

 

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Why Fan-Fic's make me go Grrr! [29 Nov 2008|09:00pm]
[ mood | irritated ]
[ music | The New Shit ]

Grrr! "/¤&!="#!(/#@%#¤"!!{[@"
In case you where wondering I', ever so slightly frustrated.

I have these past few days (read Weeks) been able to make a list of frustrating things in the life of a Fic author.

Please feel free to come with more points if you have any.

The List )

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My First TG fic! Cheetah.. [11 Oct 2008|01:32pm]
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | Dizzy - The Archies ]


(oki so I posted it after Take me out on my own jurnal but who cares.)

Title: Cheetah.
Author: Aramirandme81
Rating: PG-13 For some language, though it's easily overlooked. And a single naughty thought.
Pairing: Could be pre-slash of some kind. Could be gen. It's really up to you.
Genre: Friendship fic, with a dash of silly. Oh and Crak. *G* 
Warning: Utter silliness, though not crack (I think).
Summary: In wich Jeremy thinks James has lost his mind, James needs a bigger cat-flap, and Richard doesn't say a word.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I make no money. And these are real people who doubtless don't behave like this. Plus I highly doubt that what happens in this is possible.. I'd like to try it if it were, though.
Beta:
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New fic. [11 Oct 2008|01:09pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]
[ music | One Way Or Another - Blondie. ]


Title: Take Me Out To The Ballgame.

Author: Aramirandme81
Rating: G.
Pairing: None.
Genre: Crack and X-over. Though I won’t say with what. *G*

Word Count: ca. 570

Warning: Can’t really think of any..

Summary: The boys go for a visit and play a game.

Disclaimer: Some say that these are real people (well most of them anyway), and that they have minds of their own. All we know is that, the Stig is an alien and that everything below is what we call Fiction.

Beta: None. This is so short I can’t have made a total mess (Oh God I whish I hadn’t said that). So any and all faults are my own.

Notes: This was just a little thing that popped into my head as I was writing the sequel to Cheetah. (Which is going to be somewhat delayed as it’s decided to become a long one, maybe even a trilogy.)

Dedication: This is for all the truly wonderful people out there that made me smile with their enthusiastic, helpful and warm welcome to the fandome. You know who you are.

Fiction this way. )
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So new it hurts *G* [06 Sep 2008|04:42pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]
[ music | The Voice. ]

Hi. Just thought I'd write a little post. to try it out and se how this thing works.
I'm new at this as you may have guessed. so this is merely for my own entertainment.
and of course to learn.

You might find my spelling sucks.. but hey I'm Danish, and I can't spell in my own language either *G*.

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